Cllr Tina and the Technicalities of the Teeny Tiny Potholes (with thanks to @getgood) We Love Larkhall! screams the banner of Lambeth’s Larkhall Ward Councillors blog, and to prove the point Cllr Tina Valcarcel drops to her knees in the street in an attitude of unrestrained, devoted adoration… or is it? Closer inspection reveals a tiny blemish on the adorable face of Larkhall - little open pores. So, some much-needed cosmetic surgery is required to bring things back to their beautiful best. In their helpful blog post the councillors reveal … in exhaustive detail … the process to repair pot-holes. Exciting and action-packed technical terms about material being “punned in, leaving it proud of the surface” “and hot rolled asphalt” suggest to me that the article was not written by Tina at all. My guess is was written by a man… a man with a beard …who likes Top Gear… and Scrapheap Challenge… and Real Ale.

Cllr Tina and the Technicalities of the Teeny Tiny Potholes
(with thanks to @getgood)

We Love Larkhall! screams the banner of Lambeth’s Larkhall Ward Councillors blog, and to prove the point Cllr Tina Valcarcel drops to her knees in the street in an attitude of unrestrained, devoted adoration… or is it? Closer inspection reveals a tiny blemish on the adorable face of Larkhall - little open pores.

So, some much-needed cosmetic surgery is required to bring things back to their beautiful best. In their helpful blog post the councillors reveal … in exhaustive detail … the process to repair pot-holes. Exciting and action-packed technical terms about material being “punned in, leaving it proud of the surface” “and hot rolled asphalt” suggest to me that the article was not written by Tina at all.

My guess is was written by a man… a man with a beard …who likes Top Gear… and Scrapheap Challenge… and Real Ale.